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PostSubject: Re: New And Unique Training   Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:12 pm

yun lng... musta ng mga GY folks?

sched rotation na...
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PostSubject: Re: New And Unique Training   Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:26 am

[b]di ako maka-relate......[ Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: New And Unique Training   Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:01 pm

LOLZ!
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PostSubject: Re: New And Unique Training   Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:54 am

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ahahaha! cool, i wanna join there.. but how dave?! Laughing

TBA. (To Be Announced...)
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PostSubject: Re: New And Unique Training   Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:39 am

engerts wrote:
VILLAIN wrote:
engerts wrote:
whoa, this training is full of S.H.I.T ...love it! lol!

what a comment...


shhh... im on training study


hmmm what kind of training was that??? husshhhhh guys...
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PostSubject: Re: New And Unique Training   Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:18 am

VILLAIN wrote:
engerts wrote:
whoa, this training is full of S.H.I.T ...love it! lol!

what a comment...


shhh... im on training study
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PostSubject: Re: New And Unique Training   Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:44 pm

engerts wrote:
whoa, this training is full of S.H.I.T ...love it! lol!

what a comment...
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PostSubject: Re: New And Unique Training   Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:28 pm

whoa, this training is full of S.H.I.T ...love it! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: New And Unique Training   Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:00 pm

wow, nice idea...
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PostSubject: Re: New And Unique Training   Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:23 am

ahahaha! cool, i wanna join there.. but how dave?! Laughing

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PostSubject: New And Unique Training   Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:35 am

Actually na-email ko na ito sa inyo, but I thought I'd post it again. Smile

Quote :
Memo to All Employees:

In order to ensure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T) .



We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T) .



Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).


Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.



If you are full of S.H.I.T , you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).



For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T) .

This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T



If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( H.O.T.S.H.I.T)


Thank you.

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


P.S.: Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their lives, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T . I have already had my fill of S.H.I.T.



Thank you for your time!



Sincerely



The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).
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